Arrrrgh I'm sooo tired.
My head hurts.
I want to sleep.
It's 11.22pm.
I want to go to bed.
Unfortunately I'm babysitting.
And d'you know what's funny? I'm babysitting next door so the dudes who live here can go to the party next door! i.e. MY HOUSE. Well I s'pose Mum would have banished me anyway. At least this way I'm getting money for being banished. Lol.
My bed is next door :(
I want my bed.
I'm really quite tired.
Bored too. This is the 4th entry I've put on here tonight. On account of being so bored. Arrrrgh my head hurts. Probably 'cos I've been staring at my computer for the last 3 hours. And 'cos I'm tired.
...zzzzz.....zzzzz.....zzzzz
Ok how many people have you seen with zeds coming out of their head while sleeping?? (Apart from Tasha...) Where has that come from?!? Oh well.
...zzzzz.....zzzzz.....zzzzz....
I want to sleep :(
Sympathy? Anyone? No? Please? Oh well *sighs* I'll just sit here all own my own...

Gods I'm stupid lol.
Tee hee it's 11.28 now. Lol.

Conversation with Pap:

Me: You should look at Dad's blog, it's really cool.
Pap: Ok [You know, in that dismissive, just getting her to shut up way]. I don't really have time for a diary.
Me: It's not a diary.
Pap: It's where you write about what you've done in the day isn't it?
Me: Not exactly...
[etc... conversation faded into talking about something else...]

The next day...

Me: [Going downstaris and seeing Pap at his computer creating a blog] Oh you've got a blog then?
Pap: Yes, I have an idea.
Me: Thought you've 'not got time for a diary'? *smug grin*
Pap: Thought 'it's not a diary'. *smugger grin* And anyway look at this... [proves from the blogger homepage that a blog is a diary]
Me: Well... fine. *sulks* *gets over it*
[etc etc]

Later that day...

Me: Oh you're on your blog again?
Pap: Yes, I have this idea.
Me: Oh ok. But you've not got time for it though?
Pap: Oh no, definately not. [Note sarcasm in case you didn't, I'm just being fair lol.]

So basically point being, lol! Tee hee I win. I don't know how or what but yey. Meh it was just funny.
Ok so maybe you had to be there.

Ok so Dad is biggest pedant currently known to existance. Agreed? Well at least known to me anyway.
And I've found two grammatical errors on his blog so far. Tee hee. And I'll keep looking.

For reference...
1)
Blog post: 'Let's get the pedantries over and done with...'
Error: 'The ulitmate sin, in my eyes - though I'm open persuasion otherwise - is "Proactive".'
My kind correction: '... open TO persuasion...'
2)
Blog post: 'The Joys of Spring!'
Error: ' “Well, at least your getting all the rubbish out and the lawn won’t die this year.” '
My kind correction: '... at least YOU'RE getting all the...'

Tee hee, shame on you Dad :p

p.s. this is me being very un-forward sounding.
p.p.s. un-forward isn't a word is it. Oh well.

OH - MY - GODS!

I ate celery. Ok a piece about a mm square but I am soooooo ashamed!!!!!
I'm gona cry.
I don't even know why I did it.
It wasn't even as bad as I expected.
Mind you I didn't expect it to be edible.
Oh my gods. I ate celery.
I'm gona die.
No really. I am.
:'(
Lol. I'm sorry Dad.

Hey, guess what! *people reading say 'what?'*
Ok random trail of thought just quickly, people never guess do they?!
Person: 'Guess what'
Other person: 'What?'
Person: 'No, guess!'
Other person: 'I don't know!' (I'm a dog! - sorry) (tee hee, 'aaaare yooooou happywithyourwash?' ahem... anyway)
Person: 'You haven't even tried!' etc, etc, etc...
Anyway... Hey, guess what! *People reading are too confused and say 'what?'*
Oh I forgot... um... Oh yeah!
I was looking through a random list of blogs, looking where people are from and I noticed someone from... Ljubljana! Lol, I just thought it was coooool.
(Btw, to anyone who is reading and is not dad (probably due to wonderful pic :D), my blog is still aimed at dad and therefore may not make sense to anyone else. Ok thinking about it, it may not make sense to dad but hey.)
Ok I'm done now. I think. Hm...
And Belgium.
Well I can't help it! I've got it all in my head now!
'It's not a pia(r)no! It's a clarinart! You wierd talking person...'
Yeah... ok I really should go now...
xxx

There ya go dudes, what d'you think?? It's great isn't it :D << that's my big, 'I'm gona die when dad next sees me' grin.
I love you dad. Really. Lots. I promise. Tee hee. Ahem... *radiating innocence*

WOW!!!
Went to clumber the other day, which I hear you (dad) knows already as, apparently, Julie's mum saw me. Obviously I, being my usual observant self, was completely oblivious (look at all them big words :D). Anyway, point being, we saw this dude feed a squirrel and it ran right up his leg!!! (Hence the 'WOW!!!') Isn't that ace!!! Need to feed squirrels at clumber sometime...
Speaking of which, we need to go to wetlands dad!!! Baby animals!!! And emus lol. I love feeding the emus. They're funny. And the mark has gone from last time now. But baby wallabies! How sweet is that!?!
Hm... Just read through that, quite a few exclamation marks there...

Hi Dad. I don't know what to write and I'm pretty sure you're the only person who's gona read this so hi. Lol.
I'm sat at school FREEZING 'cos it's HOLIDAYS and I have to come finish some science stuff and there is no heating at all 'cos it's HOLIDAYS and people shouldn't be here. Which is not fair. It's cold.
I was gona say something and I can't remember now... um... arrrgh... can't remember... am totally stupid... and cold... um... oh yeah! MUM SAID PROACTIVE! She told me to be proactive! Lol. I thought you might find that amusing. I did, which is bad 'cos she was being really serious at the time and I had to not laugh. Lol.
Was gona say something else... have the memory of something with a really bad memory today... um... ooo it's cold... brrrrrr *shivers*... and I never get cold! Lol. So much for that.
(A few hours later when I realised I'd forgotten about this...)
We have a heater!!!!!!!!! Yey!!!!!!!!!!
Still don't know what I was gona say before...
Oh well, I'll go text you now to make sure you read this.
Byeee xxx